Jlewis

“then i heard ‘…you’re 365 days older now..’ and i realized, wow… that’s just one day older then yesterday.. i should party everyday!”

writing jokes for intelligent people, if you don’t find it funny, you’re obviously an idiot.

With great power comes great responsibility

It seems that with age comes great lame-ness..

I remember 2 years ago looking back at my Nex posts and thinking “wow i was so clever back then, what happened” and now i’m looking back at old facebook posts and such and thinking the same thing… Maybe i’m getting boring =(

even fat kids get tired of cake…

her bangin body does compliment her dull personailty

lookin for my better friends, “the one’s that make me better” friends

“For a good time call Sheniqua, na fa fo fo fo na fa”

We all love games where the fun factor is all about how far you can bend the rules

Do i have to prove to you i’m worth the time that it takes you to prove to me that you’re not

A key that opens a lot of locks is a master key. A lock that is opened by a lot of keys is a shitty lock.